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THE SHIRT
WEARS HIM.

Before the hoodie, before the earnings calls, before the billions — there was a plain grey t-shirt. It didn't dress the founder. It selected him.

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TAX: 3% BUY / 3% SELL · VAULT ASSET: META (METAB) · DIVIDENDS PAID IN: META STOCK
THE HOODIE FADED. THE SHIRT REMAINED. ✦ ONE UNIFORM. ONE COMPANY. ✦ THE GARMENT SIGNAL IS ACTIVE. ✦ THE HOODIE FADED. THE SHIRT REMAINED. ✦ ONE UNIFORM. ONE COMPANY. ✦ THE GARMENT SIGNAL IS ACTIVE. ✦
01 // The Garment

The most boring t-shirt in tech became a signal.

No logo. No color. No statement — which was, itself, the statement. While every other founder rotated hoodies, blazers and turtlenecks for the cameras, one plain grey tee showed up at keynote after keynote, year after year, unchanged.

The Shirt — stylized artwork
02 // The Pattern

People began to notice something.

01

Every keynote, every earnings call, every product launch that reshaped the industry — the same plain grey t-shirt was there.

02

The media called it a "signature look." A deliberate, minimalist choice — one less decision to make.

03

But the pattern held for over a decade, through hoodie eras and blazer eras alike. The shirt never changed. Everything around it did.

04

Maybe it wasn't a wardrobe choice at all. Maybe the shirt was never the accessory — the founder was.

03 // Dividends

Real world apparel. Real world backing.

No team wallet skimming the fee. Every bit of it turns into Meta stock, held for holders.

3%
Fee on every buy
3%
Fee on every sell
100%
Of the fee funds the Vault
META
Paid out to holders as stock

Every time $SHIRT is bought or sold, a 3% fee is collected automatically. That fee is used to buy Meta's tokenized stock on-chain, which accumulates inside the Vault — the shared pool that backs the token.

Your dividends come directly from this pool. The more $SHIRT trades, and the longer you hold your position, the larger your proportional share of the Meta stock sitting in the Vault becomes. No staking step, no lockups — your wallet balance is your claim.

04 // Claim

Claim your Meta dividends

Here you can claim your dividends in Meta stock — directly to your wallet, whenever you're ready.

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